Hideous Toledo: Shopping Centre Art

Public art is a contentious topic. Take the recent example of Damian Hirst’s “Verity”, a 20-metre-tall bronze sculpture of a flayed pregnant woman, erected in the fishing village of Ilfracombe, North Devon (UK). I can see why this brazen lady would divide opinion, and that she might not be to everyone’s taste. But I don’t think that anyone would seriously argue that she is not a work of art – evidently, a lot of effort and thought have gone into creating her.

At the other end of the spectrum, however, there’s the kind of ‘art’work, that’s not just heinously ugly, but which seems (in my admittedly unschooled opinion) to lack any artistic merit whatsoever.

Toledo is, as I never tire to point out, a very beautiful city, brimming with fantastic architecture and artefacts that bear witness to its millennia-spanning history. So, I thought it might be quite interesting to present a counter-point to all this splendour by featuring a selection of rather unfortunate choices of public art.

As my first example, I’ve chosen a grotesque group of entities on view in the car park of the city’s Luz Del Tajo shopping centre. I have no idea what this abomination is called or who spawned it, and neither do I want to know. I might have to spit at them in the street. Although, I have the quiet suspicion that this was, in fact, not produced by a human being, but by a Godzilla-sized bear, caught just short of the woods.

This is only the first part of the monstrosity… brace yourselves…

…and the middle bit, spaced about 10m from the first installment

....and the final piece. Well, actually, there's some kind of bird between the second and the third piece, as you can see

….and the final piece. Well, actually, as you can see, there’s some kind of bird between the second and the third piece

I mean, what does this look like to you? Any suggestions? A turd in three parts? If  I were forced to take a serious guess, I’d assume that it’s meant to represent driftwood…

And if that wasn’t enough to send your optic nerve into emergency shut down, on the side wall of the shopping centre, there’s yet another choice piece of repellent decoration:

At first glance from afar, I thought this was safety netting that had been put there because of building repairs, but these half-rotten wooden panels are clearly a permanent fixture

Phew! You’ve made it to the end. Now go and wash your retinas with soap and lie down in a darkened room for as long as you need to.


9 thoughts on “Hideous Toledo: Shopping Centre Art

  1. NorthernStar

    I have been lucky enough to see the turd installation first-hand. And it is sh*t, it must be said. The brick thing is awful too. Poor Toledo deserves better art.


    1. ladyofthecakes Post author

      Did you ever see some of the ridiculous metal contraptions they’ve put up on the roundabouts?? I think I need to bully Cristina into taking me out in the car, so I can take take some shots…


  2. The Spideron

    Goodness, gracious! What were the city planners thinking? The first three installments would look all right on the forest moon of Endor, but in the great city of Toledo, they’re an architectural abortion. The shopping centre ‘enhancement’, meanwhile, makes it look like a prop from the set of ‘Mad Max’.


    1. ladyofthecakes Post author

      It is shockingly hideous… and luckily in a place that the tourists don’t see. Just us ‘locals’ have to bear it, lol. My guess is that the ‘artist’ is a niece or nephew of somebody high up in whichever town hall department doles out the planning permissions.


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