Back in January, I went on a shopping expedition around the old town, for the purpose of picking up a few gifts for my friends in Key West. But it proved to be mission impossible. Despite a plethora of ‘gifty’ type souvenir shops, I could not turn up anything that would have made an adequate present for people who matter to me.
It struck me that, even though Key West is as touristy a place as you’ll find anywhere on the planet, with its fair share of vulgar tat, its shops are also full of beautiful things. Shopping for trinkets in Key West may be a tad expensive, but, nevertheless, trash and genuinely pretty stuff manage to coexist side-by-side. But not in Toledo.
I’ll show you what I mean. Cling onto your seats. You might want to inch your sunglasses into combat position.
The first couple of pics are just a gentle warm-up:
Get the idea? Still with me….???
Not sure if you’re quite prepared for what’s to come. The next one has been unanimously declared as the pinnacle of bad taste by everyone I know who lives here. Up until a few months ago, this was a shoe shop, but now it’s a grotto dedicated to technicolour ghastliness, guarded by this monstrosity:
As it happens, today I was having breakfast with a couple of local friends, one of whom mentioned that she’d just been into Madrid to buy a couple of birthday presents, because “you can’t get anything nice in Toledo”.
This town, like the much of the rest of Spain, is in the throws of an abysmal economic crisis. I do wonder to what extent the failure to provide simple things, like decent gift articles, is contributing to this sorry state of affairs.
It’s so very, very odd that there are no decent gift shops. Such a classy little town apart from this slip up.
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Lol, I had never thought about it in this way.. but, yeah, they are tacky!
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Hahaha those are some great tacky shops! I love the Red Cross nurse one, your caption made me snicker.
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It does make you want to visit, doesn’t it?! lol 😉
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Haha, first I thought those photos might be taken here, but those windows look far too neat for Mexico… Aren’t we lucky we are not constantly tempted to go shopping all day long? 😉
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Well, there is that advantage, lol. So, Mexican souvenir shop windows rival ‘mine’? Post some!
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I will if I get downtown these days (which I normally avoid…)!
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Ideas for blog posts make me go to unspeakable places…!
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That’s the spirit! 🙂
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I’m sure you’d look very fetching in one of those dresses. Very Latvian in a Spanish sort of way 😉
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Maybe I should export them and you could be the Baltic States distributor! What a fantastic racked that would be!!!
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They’d lap it up over here! You’re a genius!
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I know. That’s why I’m poor….
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Not for long! (One of the searches that led to my blog today was ‘what’s fancy a shag in Latvian’ 🙂 Too funny!
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LOL! Hmmmm….maybe that could serve as an inspiration for a new post…
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I love it all! Tacky souvenir shopping is one of my favorite travel activities! My bff was pregnant with her first when I was studying in Spain, and I got baby/kid t-shirts from every town I visited, in sizes from infant to 6yo.
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Love the female crusader garb! And in spite of being an atheist, I have a weakness for schlocky Catholica, holy cards, tiny statues, pendants. I would probably be tempted by the pseudo-relicarios…
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Then you’d be in heaven here, lol.
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