Today, I’m doing a stand-in for my dear friend Lazooligirl, who is taking a creative break from her blipfoto blog (translation: she failed to turn up a good enough pair this week).
[Note to my confused regulars: Just read on…]
Mondays are eagerly awaited by Lazooligirl’s three subscribers, because it’s the day of the week celebrated as ‘Lady Button Monday’ (or LBM, to use the local shorthand) in Lazooliworld.
So, without further a do, here is this week’s titillating offering, heralding from a café in Lavapiés (Madrid), where this exotic beauty flashed her sumptuous breakfast options right at me.

I’m not some hussy, you know.
I’m a Pirate Queen.
Doing a bit of moonlighting as a menu card. Only till I get enough dosh together to have Midshipman Van Buttercup’s tattoo lasered off my behind.
If Cap’n Jack sees it, I’m toast…
I realise that I’ve upped the stakes significantly where photographic standards are concerned, honoured blipsters, but don’t be too hard on our beloved lass Lazooligirl. Her bird masterclasses remain unrivalled. (We won’t mention squirrels, she’s still practising, and she might get all of the paws into the frame on her next attempt.)
Here’s the link back to her journal, so you can give her all the heart-warming commentage she deserves.
Rest assured that operations will bounce back to normal for the next LBM.
I absolutely love this, well done for being up to the challenge 🙂 You should have the stars really!!! Things Beautiful 🙂
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Thanks 🙂 I shall be collecting my royalties later 😉
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Fabulous and perfectly following in Lazooligirl’s boobsteps.
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She’s taught us well! Though noting will ever come close to the gluten-free bakewell tarts or the white van driver LBMs.
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I had to click through to find out what “Lady buttons” were! Silly me
Confused reader
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Going by your avatar, you could be the new LBM Queen! Beats mine, at any rate… 😉
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Haha great site, but lady button means something (ahem) a little different to me?!
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Yes, there has been a debate on the matter 😉 But using the plural of the term, with adequate pictorial accompaniment, we were hoping that it might make sense outside of Lazooliworld, lol
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Intruiging. I am a follower of Lazooligirl on blipfoto. What concerns me is why you are in a cafe in Lavapies. Doesn’t that mean footwashing?
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It does 😉
It’s an immigrant area and it’s where all the best food is. Need I say more?!
Historically, it’s been the Jewish quarter, until the Jews were driven out from Spain in 1492.
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