Every week, I trawl my way through the food industry trade news. Some of the pictures featured on the fresh produce sites are particularly hilarious. Besides the suggestively-shaped root vegetables and giant brassicas you’d expect to find there, PR shots of supposed ‘fruit pickers’ are my favourite genre. Here are some of May/June’s gems.
And this is why Adam was doomed from the outset…
The jacket covers her valves very nicely
Very much your picker-next-door. I suspect this one is actually real.
Just don’t squeeze ’em too hard, love, but keep looking like you mean it…!
Problem: Middle-aged pepper grower having trouble selling his produce
Solution: Add sprightly ‘Assistant’
Essential: Leave her top two buttons undone
What a sumptuous pair of mango….coloured eyes 😉
“Look! I found some!!! Now can I be in the next Bond film?”
“Erm… no, sweetie, … but how about starring in a very well scripted haemorrhoid cream ad?”
These pics accompanied an article with the headline “Cucumbers And Tomatoes Have the Same Needs”.
Just glad our lass is playing it safe while seeing to them.
(P.S. I omitted the third photo. It would have been too much for some of you.)
OK… I make that… a whole dozen straws each! Not half bad for a hard morning’s toil, boys.
My vote goes to Tomato Ken
I’m not at all sure about the efficacy of this method… but five stars for the attire.
…though I have a certain feeling that he’ll soon be replaced with one of these.
And the season has only just started! I bet you can’t wait for the summer and autumn harvests…
(P.S: To those punters who’ve made the special effort of popping over from Lazooligirl’s most excellent blipfoto journal, I hope this has not shattered your Lady Button Monday expectations…I tried my best to maintain standards. Anyway, it was lovely having you! Here’s the link back to LG’s patch.)
[Picture source: www.freshplaza.com]