On my recent visit to Alcalá de Henares, aka Stork Central (see this post from a couple of days ago), I made a rather distressing discovery: Don Q is not in the least bit favourably disposed towards storks.
I present you with the blood-curdling evidence:
Irrefutable, isn’t it? That poor bird is toast. I think I need my smelling salts.
A ghastly revelation this may be, but I plead with you to remember that this is the valorous Don Quixote we’re talking about. He needs our help to overcome his stork aversion disorder that blights his otherwise impeccably honourable character.
I suggest we all club together to buy him a lifetime membership for the SSA (Stork Spearers Anonymous).
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Lady Of The Cakes 
He should stay in Latvia for a while. Shock Therapy. This country is full of storks at the moment. Nesting, feeding, flying or just simply sitting on top of their young.
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Nooooo! He’d run completely amok!
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Say it ain’t so….NOOOOOOOOO!
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I think I may have saved the poor creature from meeting its maker on this occasion…
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I used to love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Maybe it’s time for an updated version – Donny the Stork Slayer? 😉
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But what of the chiiiiiiiildrennnn?????
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Sod them 😉
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My philosophy exactly.
But the storks… I like them 😦
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He might fall in love with one. Like Buffy and Angel 😉
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He is deeply in love with Dulcinea!!!
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Oh well. It was worth a shot 😉
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I bet he had a traumatic experience with a stork when he was young… send him for therapy!
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He’s already in therapy with all that windmill stuff… maybe the storks are a displacement activity…?
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He may have got confused with Stork Margarine – used to make cakes!
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Evil stuff. Only butter should ever go into cakes. I’m starting to see his rationale…
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I’m shocked!!!
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It’s a scandal. And where is that SanchoP, who should be looking out for him???
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