The Weekly Don Quixote: A Knight In Demand

I’ve been feeling very guilty about neglecting poor DonQ on account of my Bavarian exploits. So, I looked him up yesterday to see whether he was feeling a bit lonely. Well, it turns out, I needn’t have worried. A lack of attention does not seem to be his problem.

Do not step any closer, Madam! Not only do I have a lance to fend off anyone intending to besmirch my honour...

Do not step any closer, Madam! Not only do I possess an exceedingly pointy lance to fend off any personage intent on besmirching my honour…

...but also an impenetrable shield!

…but I also wield an impenetrable shield!

Keep your hair on! I wasn't gonna bite, you know, just asking for the time...!

Keep yer hair on, sugar! I ain’t gonna bite ya, just askin’ for the time of day…!

Move over, you paint-sprayed hussy. You're well past it, I dare say! He needs an expert touch. Hmmm... I rather like the look of his lance, and we'll see about the impenetrable...

Move over, you spray-painted wreck of a galleon. You’re well past it, I dare say! He needs an expert touch, he does. Hmmm… I rather like the look of his perky lance, and we’ll see about the impenetrable…

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7 thoughts on “The Weekly Don Quixote: A Knight In Demand

  1. northern_star

    That hairdresser is so… odd! I realise there are many gay hairdressers, good on ’em, but to have one cast and standing outside your premises… eh?!

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    1. ladyofthecakes Post author

      I share your sentiment… I was a bit taken aback by the blatant stereotyping. If I were a gay guy (and/or a hairdresser), would it irk me, or would I find it amusing? Probably both!

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