So, yesterday, on a quest for my new Street Snaps project, I went stalking about the streets of Toledo armed with my wee camera. I was a bit apprehensive… taking pictures of people surreptitiously is a tad daunting. However, Toledo’s old town, where I live, is very touristy, with throngs of people from all over the world pointing their gadgets at everything, whether it stands still or moves. I was but a tiny fish in a great big shoal of snappers.
Middle aged couples’ clothes choices are often intriguing… in the 80’s, these two would probably have worn matching his ‘n’ hers outfits, but nowadays, they’re going for the full-on colour clash:
Well, it’s certainly a clever strategy if you don’t want to lose each other in a crowd…
And now onto the next delicate fashion issue that is (a certain kind of) Latin American Woman. Spain has a lot of residents originating from that part of the world, and they tend to be attired in a very particular way. It seems that the main objective, when getting dressed in the morning, is to squeeze their squat, waistless and rather ample bodies into the tightest sausage skin clothes they can find, while, at the same time, showing as much skin as possible.
As luck would have it, I found the perfect specimen yesterday:
To give you a chance to recover from all of these style sins, I’ve got just the thing for you:
This is the beautiful Ana Alcaide, one of Toledo’s treasures, out busking by the cathedral. She’s playing a traditional Swedish instrument called the nyckelharpa. Ana is quite a famous musician, and always draws a good crowd. You can put her name into YouTube if you want to know what her performances sound like.
This is all kinds of hilarious – gives a new meaning to the ‘street style blog.’
I have been down with the plague for a week, not leaving the house till this morning, when I walked my sister’s dog. No camera, obvs. So of course I see something ‘street snaps’-worthy: a guy in a black business suit carrying a backpack with two huge, yellow swim-fins attached to it http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/SwimFins_02.jpg . Perfect! It was starting to rain, too, so my first thought was, “at least he’s prepared if it rains REALLY hard…”
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Darn woman – what are you doing out and about WITHOUT that camera?!? That would have been soooo brill!
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Mostly trying to keep my lungs inside my body and come home as fast as possible >.<
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OK… I guess you were poorly… I’ll let you off just this once 🙂
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Oof, I’m struggling to breathe looking at that girl squeezed into the red top! They dress like that here but the difference is, it would be hanging off them!
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I was thinking of doing a whole series on that one topic 😉
Right,we need to see more skinny bitches in leopard print – go go go Latvia!
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I saw a real humdinger today but I just couldn’t take a photo! It was in a clothes shop and just too obvious 😦
But for mental imagery, she was wearing a hot pink leopard print jacket that stopped just below her boobs, with matching skinny jeans and a gold belt. And crazy high heels. Oh, and she was about 50…
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LOL! What a shame about no photo… but sometimes you just can’t do it. I spotted an Irish family yesterday, they were to die for… oh my… him with a big beer gut in a red and white striped football shirt, her the size of a house with a green tent top and her boobs hanging out, pushing a pram. I did take a pic, but it didn’t turn out 😦
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I’m so proud right now 😉 You can always spot us a mile away when we’re abroad!! Yeah, it was just impossible – it’s really hard to take secret shots!
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And there was this middle aged German woman (another one, besides me), in a dress that was the epitome of 70’s(!) dowdiness. Couldn’t take a shot, though. Anyway, rich pickings out there on the streets… and for every four possible photo opps, one tends to work out.
Am waiting for some more on Latvian style! Get out there, woman. That perfectly assembled bedside cabinet can hold your attention only for so long, surely!
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I saw an old, old man with blue hair on the way home but he kept looking over his shoulder so I couldn’t snap him either 😉
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How un-cooperative of him! There will be a lot of full-rear shots appearing on my blog… much less scary.
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Yeah, that’s what I was thinking too! 🙂
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And that’s fine… we do the best we can, while avoiding them setting their dogs on us, lol.
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I’m meeting Janis at 6. Here’s hoping I won’t be axe-murdered – or worse, stood up! 🙂
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Take you camera, just in case. Might count in court as evidence…
Have fun 🙂
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Oh god, how do I get myself into these things…???
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oh come on, I applaud your sense of adventure!
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And write us a big fat post about it!!!!
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I’M ALIVE! 🙂
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Details. Get to the good stuff.
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Does a walking tour of Riga count as good stuff?
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Suuuuuuuure……
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You don’t sound so convinced 😉
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I’ll just hold my breath till the post detailing your blouting and blouter.
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Then I’d better pour a glass and get started!
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Yes!!!
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Half-way there! Patience 😉
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Keep going!
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Show me the sausage 😉
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I’ve not got nowhere with this yet, I must admit… but I’ve got a nice 70’s flash lined up for tomorrow.
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Lady, stop distracting Linda! I am keeping myself busy going through both of your post archives 🙂
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Yes, I had noticed 😉 Seems like you’re enjoying yourself with my old flatmates stories, etc. Makes it almost worthwhile having gone through all of that!
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Love the first picture! Obviously always important to have a guard dog when photographing the wild streets of Toledo!
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I should get myself one…
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I quite like the red/orange couple! And Ana is beautiful. Thank goodness for her.
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Oh gosh, I just got past the story about the crazy roommate who tried to pimp you out to her 50yo friend. I didnt even have words for a comment. I am going back and forth between EE and LOTK, and EE has a lot more words to your pretty pictures! Reading – it’s for the motivated ones!
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She sure was crazy… got enough stories on her to fill a whole book!
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I love the first photo. I have a real sweet spot for dogs. Of this cute hairy kind.
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Yes, I love the black-and-white pattern, and the shagginess 😉
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