Maybe this will be DonQ’s lucky week…?
Hullloooo there mah preeetty knight… coo-chi-coo-hooo!
“Faster, Sancho, get your ass into gear!! I’m on a promise here!”
“Olé sweet señoreeetah, how you’re doin’?”
DonQ: Where the hell did he spring from!?! I so need to thrash a windmill right now…!!!
SanchoP: Yeah, windmills…
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Lady Of The Cakes 
I love your version of how fictional Spanish people talk…
Also, I think I might have bought that T-shirt!
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My dialogue writing skills are dire… it’s a direlogue, arf.
Which is why I’ll never write a novel. Ever.
That is so your T-shirt 😉
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I would also wish a man in that little bag 🙂 Or a gadget.
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I sent you one three days ago, surrounded by kittehs(!) no less, and you complained!!!
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The kittens were unnecessary 😛
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Kittens are NEVER unnecessary, what are you saying, woman?!
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I’m more of a dog/ horse/ rugged man person?
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Direlogue – genius! Dialogue is the hardest thing to write. I struggled so much with it when I worked in advertising. Thankfully, now I just write actual conversations I’ve had – so much easier! 🙂
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But that’s even harder!
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Nah, it’s just copying basically! People say funny shit all the time! Then I write it down 😉
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I need recording equipment…
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