On my weekly perusal of the food industry news, I come across some funny bone tickling stuff. Let’s get straight to it.
‘Sieg Heil’ Hitler Wine Label Sparks New Nazi Row In Italy (08 August 2013, Foodanddrinkeurope.com)
The H-word never gets old, does it…?!
US Man Bathes in 300+ Cans of ‘poppling’ Pepsi Max (12 August 2013, http://www.beveragedaily.com)
Machinery Firm Says Japan is 15 Years Ahead in Cake Innovation (20 Aug 2013, bakeryandsnacks.com)
Let’s be very clear about this: Japan has no bloody clue about cake! Japanese kitchens do not even have ovens. Well, in recent years, they have started to make an appearance, but Japan has even less of a baking tradition than Spain. And that’s saying something. (Something terrible, as far as I’m concerned.)
This is what a traditional Japanese cake looks like:
Vietnamese Authorities Unclear: Is an Orange a Citrus Fruit? (21 Aug 2013, freshplaza.com)
OK, I take that back. The cluelessness crown is to go to Vietnam. Sorry, Japan!
Brazil Pig Quotes Increase (23 September 2013, themeatsite.com)
The caption below the headline read as follows: “Brazil – In the first fortnight of September, hog quotes resumed increasing, affected mainly by the low volume of slaughter-ready animals”
So, instead of trotting off to the slaughter house like good little piggies, they are enrolling in poetry slams now? Watch out, Oscar Wilde, these Brazilian squealers are going to rhyme rings round you before too long…!
[To view the previous Hilarious Headline post, click here]
So, my sister actually taught The Beast a ‘Sieg Heil’ command. He stretches his left paw forward and up, and holds steady. It’s disturbing.
Re: the guy in a tub – you have NO idea how long I’ve dreamt of taking a swim in a pool of Bud Light.
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LOL! We need a video – but best not publish it on YouTube 😉
I’m not in the least surprised about that little fantasy of yours…
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Bathing in Pepsi Max? Urgh! Imagine how sticky you (and your bath) would be afterwards…
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People will go through great lengths to plug the Sommerloch 😉
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So what I’ve gathered is that Americans are freaks and the Vietnamese are just clueless. Ain’t the world grand?
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What worries me is that you had to ‘learn’ that 😉
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I’ve heard that coke shines coins up a treat. Maybe he now has a nicely polished pole?
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And a very shiny helmet…
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🙂 You always have to go one step further… 😉
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…am just so predictable, I know!
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I read about the Nazi wine in the NYT a couple of weeks ago. By way of explanation, the winery’s owner said “they just commemorate history”. Really. For the record, they have a Stalin wine too…
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And I think the argument continues…!
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I agree that Japanese cakes are subpar. Dorayaki cake is pretty delicious, but it’s definitely not cake. They also have “Christmas cake,” which is fluffy white cake with lots of whipped cream and strawberries. It’s a step up from the typical fruit cake, I guess, but it’s not very creative.
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At least they’ve got delicious savoury things…. oh, I love Japanese food 🙂
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You know, it’s hard to choose a favorite. I have to wonder if the Pepsi man’s wife put him up to the challenge and now she’s made a nice roast. Has anyone heard from him?
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I strongly suspect he was a one sit wonder…
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LOL!! I’m laughing so hard at the Japanese cake!
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I know… the come up with the fanciest, tastiest savouries in the whole wide world, and then THIS 😉
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA true!! LOL
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Haha, this is brilliant! I especially love the one about Japanese cake innovation (you are The Lady of the Cakes!!!) and, is it weird that I think the catorange is really cute?! Hehe, your job is so interesting in many ways!
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I love the catorange… the trouble some people will go through… so creative 😉
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