Street Snaps: Sightings Of Martians And Grace Jones

Today’s $64 million dollar question: How many fully armed police officers does it take to fix a bollard in Toledo?

At least one of them seems interested. The other one's got his eye on lunch.

And without further a do, let’s launch into the What Were They Thinking When They Got Dressed That Morning section:

Have you run away from the circus...?

Have you run away from the circus…? The fact that your top and your shoes match the garishness in between does NOT make it OK.

Do you wrestle professionally...?

Do you wrestle professionally…? Or did it take you weeks of scouring the thrift shops to find THE most unflattering garment imaginable? In that case, mission achieved!

My photo, blurry?! Nope, this is EXACTLY what I saw

Moving on to MEN. It occurred to me that I’d been neglecting the other 50% of the population in previous posts. I shall rectify this at once.

Hello...? Is this NASA? I'm ringing to report that the Martians have landed in Toledo...

Hello…? Is this NASA? I’m ringing to report that the Martians have landed in Toledo!

The next couple of shots are rather blurry, but I can’t possibly deprive you of this… it’s incredible what some men will do to add a few inches!

Some of us remember the 80's. And in particular, Grace Jones....

It’s the Latino Grace Jones!

Just look how it lines up with the brickwork!!! Yes, Madam, I do know exactly what you're chuckling at...

Just look how his crowning glory lines up with the brickwork!!! Now that’s what I call a hairline…
Yes, Madam, I do know exactly what you’re chuckling at.

Man and pram

Aw, I like how it all matches – his outfit, the rucksack and the pram! Quite an achievement 🙂 Also, I can relate to the longing stare into the sweet shop…

And just to finish off on an even cutesier note…

I love beagles, I love them!

I love beagles, I love them!

[To view the rest of the Street Snaps series, click here]

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41 thoughts on “Street Snaps: Sightings Of Martians And Grace Jones

  1. pollyheath

    So many questionable fashion choices!

    Also, I’d say it’s good it took three cops to fix a small problem. I’d be happy to live somewhere where the cops were bored and had nothing to do except act as handyman.

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  2. gina4star

    I love these snaps, there are some special sights to be seen for sure! It’s definitely been a while since I’ve seen someone wearing a complete tracksuit! Oh, and bonus likes for including the beagle. Soooo cute!

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  3. TBM

    dude I love it. And you reminded me. i snapped a shot a couple of weekends ago. I need to put it on my blog later today. I think you’ll like the running/just finished work/but it’s Saturday look.

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