Toledo has an extensive collection of torture instruments (just try googling “Toledo Spanish Inquisition”). I’d admired them before, in a local museum, but now they’ve been given a public airing, presumably to scare the tourists. I took a couple of shots this morning on my way back from the opticians.
Now that we’re in the right position, let’s get down to the sex part. So, the bar on the square outside my house is seriously trying to spice up its menu – see green flyer. You’ll have to squint a bit, but just in case you still can’t see it, it says “On our terrace: Oral Sex”.
Is that a weekly thing? If so, I’m booking my ticket momentarily.
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Nah, it was a one-off… but if lots of people came, they might do a repeat session. I might go down next time.
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Going down is a good plan.
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Tee hee 😀
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Depending on how old that café is, they are going to have to wait a bit before they can do it again. Of course if it’s a spry young place, that’s a different matter. But if the place has been, you know, around for a while, well, they’re going to have to make up with intensity that which they can’t manage via frequency.
Saludos,
Kim G
Tehuacán, Puebla
Where the peaks and valleys of the mountains have a certain allegorical quality. At least as it relates to my experience here.
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You’re right… they’ve been on the block for a while. I had not taken recovery time into consideration!
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A new spin on oral sex – talking not doing! Still, a bit more personal than texting!
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I just want a good… cake.
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Ha ha, you could get all sorts of folks arriving here through google….
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I already do. They’ll be in good company, sigh.
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Yeah too true. The title had me from hello.
Wait! That makes no sense at all….
😉
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Ah, you fell for my ploy… sucker! 😉
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Indeed I did!
Hahahaha
🙂
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You’re not the only one… my last post was far better (at least, that’s what I think…), but only got half as many views as this one.
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Kinda speaks volumes about our ‘Internet Culture’ and things we ‘pick up’ (no pun) on.
Hehehehe.
Heading over to check out that other post…
🙂
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I’m just as gullible 😉
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Hell, just one day late. Damnit.
I was queasy the first time I saw the torture instruments, and now I feel queasy all over again.
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Remember those breast-ripper tongs? And the head crusher??
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I do. And the up the arse pointy pyramid thing : (
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Urgh… that was horrible…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZegQYgygdw 😮
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The dancing monks are very disturbing…
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Seeing as adamf2011 has posted a video related to this post, can we link to another one…?
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Of course you can, you don’t need to ask, you’re family! 😉
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The Italian equivalent to the Spanish torture instruments is the dentist.
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Does the Italian dentist’s chair look like pic no. 2?? At least that would distract you from what he’s doing in your mouth.
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It sure does
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It does look like it
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Lovely open air exhibition you have there, exactly the thing I expect to see when strolling around a sunny Toledo. Just as expected as the theme downstairs to you. Gosh, that city just doesn’t know how to surprise one…;) .
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The day I see a good cake shop WITH TABLES AND CHAIRS, I shall be surprised. And you’ll be the first to know about it.
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I am sure you will be a good one to spot that too! Looking forward to it 🙂
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In Fiji they display a variety of war clubs, in Spain torture instruments. I wonder what artifacts of inhumanity will be on display in 200 years – land mines? bricks from nuclear power plants? roundup bottles?
BTW, I baked a cake for you yesterday – you will get it on Thursday 🙂
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War clubs?? Do they have spikes on? Do post a picture next time you see one 😉 It’s quite tragic, really.
CAKE! And I have to wait till Thursday??? And that’s a travel day for me… I might only get it on Friday… how will I cope? What kind is it?
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Ok, will take a trip to the museum sometime and get the most authentic war clubs to post – one type of club does have a spike – super-ICK. And as for the cake, all I’m going to say now is that it is chocolate….
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CHOCOLATE!!! 🙂
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Photos of Rush Limbaugh!
Oops!
Sorry, my left side is exposed.
🙂
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Oh man… somebody please take him off the airwaves, and if it takes a Fijian war club to accomplish the task, so be it 😉
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He is an ear worm/slug which should have a dash or two of salt. Just sayin’.
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Don’t let the other Texans hear that…
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The artifacts of inhumanity that will be served up in 200 years will be snippets of US politics. Unfortunately, they’ll be perceived as worse than the torture instruments. And less comprehensible, of course.
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I dunno… there’s gruesome stuff going on everywhere… but, I think, nothing’s as evocative as physical evidence of human inhumanity, especially if it has metal spikes.
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Damn, the people in your neighborhood really now how to get down! I mean party!
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They sure do 🙂
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I’m moving to Toledo.
I cannot WAIT to seethe kind of search terms that you’ll be getting in your stats history now!
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LOL, I’ll give you a daily update 🙂
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Yikes! After viewing the torture instruments, I guess people need something to relax them 🙂
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They do. You should see the chastity belts… they didn’t put those out, though.
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Were they for men or women?
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LOL! What’cha think?!?
Some were adorned with sharp little teeth designed to shred unwanted intruders on entry. At both portals.
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Hmm, I was hoping that since the Spanish Inquisition was made up of supposedly celibate priests, they may have used these belts on each other. Extravagantly wishful thinking!
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I still can’t get past the torture stuff … whoa. These were not nice people and I’m pretty sure they weren’t offering oral sex on the menu either!
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Well, not on the ‘giving’ side of the equation, that’s for sure 😉
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😀
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I would definitely go to that cafe – wonder if they have that in Germany?
Love those torture instruments – I always take AGES in those kinds of museums! I’m sick, I know 😉
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The museum is great – but I felt queasy for ages afterwards. If you were a woman, Jewish or gay, that would not have been good for you in those days…. not good at all 😦
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Sounds like Latvia now 😉
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LOL!
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Oral sex? That brings a whole new meaning to “friendly neighborhood restaurant.” I’d probably avoid going in and out of the house after dark…. I’m not big on seeing genitals waving in the breeze. 😉
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I think the gig only involved dirty talk… 😉
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So they say…
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Sex, drugs, rock and roll, torture….what’s better than that for a night out? 😛
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I could think of a couple of things… 😉
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And then I had that song “The Inquisition” from Monty Python and the Holy Grail stuck in my head for days…..
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Oh no… what have I done?!
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I always miss the fun. Not sure about the torture devices but the terrace sounds like something many people would be down for.
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I reckon so, especially if all you’ve got to do is sit back with a cold drink…
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