Tag Archives: Don Quixote

The Weekly Don Quixote: An Ill-Fated Revenge Attempt

He’s still chomping on those Templars…

DonQ

SanchoP: Maybe you should have waited for them to take their boots off before biting their ankles.

DonQ: Cang thou thee my thooth..?

SanchoP: Hmmm… may have slipped way back down your gullet… along with your pride and your dignity…

DonQ: Awrh, bollockth!

[To see the rest of the Weekly Don Quixote series and his long-standing feud with the Templar Knights, click here]

The Weekly Don Quixote: Oh, So Close…!

Maybe this will be DonQ’s lucky week…?

Hullloooo ma pretty boyz....!

Hullloooo there mah preeetty knight… coo-chi-coo-hooo!

"Faster, Sancho, get your ass into gear!!"

“Faster, Sancho, get your ass into gear!! I’m on a promise here!”

"Olé pretty señoritaaaa!"

“Olé sweet señoreeetah, how you’re doin’?”

DonQ: Where did he come from!?! I so need to trash a windmill now...!!! SanchoP: Yeah, windmills...

DonQ: Where the hell did he spring from!?! I so need to thrash a windmill right now…!!!
SanchoP: Yeah, windmills…

[To view the Weekly Don Quixote series, click here]

The Weekly Don Quixote: On The Run

There’s no end in sight for the feud that rages between our DonQ and the Templars!

KnightsSanchoP: Well, I sure hope you learnt enough about their ‘technique’ a couple of weeks ago for us to dodge it… I’d say windmills are no longer our number one priority!

DonQ: And whose fault is this, if I may be so bold as to ask!? Someone just had make a move on his bird last week, didn’t they?!

[If none of this makes sense to you, check out the rest of the Weekly Don Quixote series by clicking here]

The Weekly Don Quixote: Girls Want Bad Boys!

Doesn’t he already have enough hopeless quests on his plate…?!

Flamenco Dancer

DonQ: It is our knightly duty to rescue the poor, helpless damsel from these brutes!

SanchoP: Doesn’t look like she needs any rescuing… you see the way she’s eyeing up his helmet?

[To catch up on the Weekly Don Quixote series (and get the background on the escalating feud with the Templar Knights) click here]

The Weekly Don Quixote: Taking Lessons

DonQ

SanchoP: Didn’t you try to suck up to them last week, and they totally dissed you?!
DonQ: We’re not here to socialise. This is purely an educational outing. We’re observing their technique.
SanchoP: They sure got some real fancy footwork going on…

[To view the Weekly Don Quixote Series, click here.]

The Weekly Don Quixote: Knights Of The Cold Shoulder

This week, our lonesome DonQ’s been trying his best to make friends with some like-minded professionals of his creed. But it seems like things aren’t going too well for him…

DonQ & Knights

The one the right: He says he’s a knight, just like us.
The one on the left: Sounds like a bit of a bighead, if you ask me.
The one in front: Just keep walking… don’t look back… it’ll go away.

[To view the Weekly Don Quixote Series, click here]