Not all is well between our friends. There’s been some discord. The cause…? A girl, of course.
I…I… I did not! How dare you promulgate such an uncouth falsehood! My lifeblood, my soul, my every breath are solely devoted to Dulcinea, I’ve no eyes for another!
But I saw you. I was there.
So was I! You were both peeping under her skirt, you pair of dirty buggers! Besides, the local paparazzi caught you!
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