Doesn’t he already have enough hopeless quests on his plate…?!
DonQ: It is our knightly duty to rescue the poor, helpless damsel from these brutes!
SanchoP: Doesn’t look like she needs any rescuing… you see the way she’s eyeing up his helmet?
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